Don’t wanna be your monkey wrench

The Loan-a-Tool program at Autozone is a home mechanic’s dream. It’s like having your very own chummy Mayberry neighbor without all the pressure to act like you care about their new car or buy Girl Scout cookies from their kid.


As a matter of fact, Autozone will loan you any of 60 of some of the most expensive to own and infrequently used tools. Just pony up your deposit and you’ll get it back in full when you return the tool. Easy, and completely FREE. Hell yeah.


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